An older couple was sitting down watching TV one evening when the wife gets a hankering for some ice cream.
Wife: Honey, get me a bowl of ice cream, please.
The husband stands up to go get it. His wife stops him.
Wife: Oh, I also wants some chocolate syrup on it. Now write it down so you don't forget it.
Husband: I got it. Ice cream with chocolate syrup on it.
Wife: I also want sprinkles and a cherry. Write it down so you don't forget.
Husband: I got it. I got it. Ice cream with chocolate syrup, sprinkles, and a cherry.
The husband is in the kitchen for 45 minutes before coming back with a plate of scrambled eggs and some orange juice.
Wife: See! See! I told you to write it down! You forgot my bacon!
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