Three men are driving and get lost. They are running low on gas and its dark, so they decide to pull over and sleep in a barn until morning. In the morning, the farmer who owns the barn wakes the three men up at gun point angry about freeloaders.
The farmer tells the three men, "I will let you live if you can complete a challenge. Each of you must go down into the valley below and pick ten of one kind of fruit, and come back here for part two."
So the three men set off, and the first man comes back with ten apples. The farmer says "if you can fit all ten apples up your ass, and without laughing, then I will let you live. If not, I shoot you on the spot." The first man gets halfway through the second apple, can no longer continue, and is killed. The second man comes back with ten cherries and is told the same instructions by the farmer. The second man is about to attempt the final cherry, laughs, and the farmer kills him.
In heaven, the first two men run into each other and the first man says "What happened? You were so close to living why did you laugh?" The second man replied "I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples."
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