An older couple in their mid 50's take a second honeymoon to Egypt as they are trying to rekindle that lost spark in their relationship. As they are strolling through a bazaar, looking at all sorts of bits and bobs, an old man appears from a nearby tent and bids them to come in and see his "magic sandals". Upon entering the tent the couple is confronted by the old, withered man holding a pair of ragged looking sandals.
"These sandals" the man implored, "have the power to make the wearer crazy about sex, like a great desert camel". The wife is intrigued, but the husband (believing himself to be the worlds greatest lover) is unimpressed by the claim.
"Try them on and see for yourself" the old man says with a wily grin on his face. The husband does so and immediately his eyes gain a glow and passion that his wife has not seen in years. The man quickly leaps at the old man and throws him on the table, however, tearing at his clothes.
Amidst the chaos and screaming wife, the old man could be heard yelling "You have the on the wrong feet! You have them on the wrong feet!"
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