All hope is lost and they decide if they're going to die, at least they're going out with a bang. With nothing else to keep them occupied, all they do is have sex. Nonstop mind blowing sex. They're trying everything in the book, every position, physically enjoying each other as much as possible.
After two weeks, the girl approaches the two guys. "I'm sorry, I can't take it any more. I can't live like this." and she kills herself.
After two more weeks, one of the guys speaks up. "I'm sorry, I can't take it any more. I can't like like this."
The other guy looks at him and solemnly agrees. "You know what, you're right. We'll bury her tonight."
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