I saw Santa Claus having sex with my mom. To get him back, I poisoned his cookies.

Never say after sex

1.) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know." 2.) "Do you always...

A woman and her...

Doctor: So we got the results back from your ultrasound and the baby is-...

Desert Island...

A man gets stranded on a desert island and after a few days begins to starve....

Too Much Sex

"Doctor, I've got this problem," a man says. "My secretary, she loves to...

As our exhausted...

She turned to me and said, "What do you think of post-sex?" "I can't say...

Why do crackheads...

So they can both peek out the window.

Extra large condoms

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra...

Bus driver

Once there was a nun that rode the bus every night precisely at 8:30pm. she...

A man wishes to...

...and during his interview with the pastor, he's asked if he's ever engaged...

How are wearing...

It feels really good until you look down and realize you're gay.