A girl I knew in class was a total attention whore.
Never arrived to class on time and always made sure to make a huge fuss about it.
Didn't talk to her all that much, but I had a few conversations with her.
Her wrists had cuts and burns all over them. She wore t-shirts so she never hid them.
I asked her why she would hurt herself like that.
She said "No one loves me and my life is painful" etc., etc.
"No one loves you? What about your parents or your boyfriend?"
Answer she gave me was something like "They actually don't love me," or some shit like that.
Made a point to not interact with her too much after that, because she's too much of an attention whore.
End of the school year, she came up to me and asked if I wanted to go somewhere with her that Sunday.
I'm not good with these situations, so I couldn't say no, even though I didn't like her.
Sunday came, and we went to one of those tower car parks.
Just as we got to the top, she told me that she wanted me to be here as a witness for her suicide.
"Oh shit," I thought. She was going to jump and was forcing me to watch!
Had I known that she was going to do this, I wouldn't have gone with her.
"Not watching unless you do a flip." I said that to try and shock her into realizing this was stupid.
Complete shock was written all over her face. She thought I'd try and stop her.
"E-eh? You're not going to stop me?"
"No, go on ahead. If you really wanted to live, you'd stop yourself."
After a while, she got off the ledge.
And then she walked up to me and tried to hug me with tears in her eyes, but I told her I loved someone else. She asked me who, and I told her to read the first letter of every line.
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