A black guy, a white guy, and a latino guy. The water is absolutely filled with crocodiles and the only way off of the island is to jump across three crocodiles backs. The black guy volunteers to go first. He jumps on the first crocodiles back and it flips over and eats him. The white guy having seen this thinks that the first croc won't eat him since it's full, and he may be fast enough to get across. He makes it to the second croc and gets eaten. The latino man decides he's going to give it a try, thinking he would get eaten by the third croc but what the hell. He makes it onto the first then the second, and as he lands on the third crocodile it flips over and is about to eat him when it says
"You can go, the last time I ate one of you I had diarrhea for a week"
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