An old man is sitting outside on his porch smoking a cigar, and his grandson comes up and asks "Hey grandpa can I have a puff of your cigar?" the Grandpa replies "Does your dick reach your ass hole?" He replies no. The grandpa says "sorry than you can't have a puff of my cigar"
The next day the grandpa is sitting outside on his porch drinking a beer and his grandson comes up and asks "Hey Grandpa can I have a swig of your beer?" Grandpa replies "Does your dick reach your ass hole?" He says no and walks away...
A couple days go by and the grandson is sitting outside on the porch eating cookies... The Grandpa comes up and asks hey grandson can I have a cookie? His grandson replies "does your dick touch your ass hole" the Grandpa replies "Yes"... His grandson looks him in the eye and says "Well then go fuck yourself, grandma made these for me!"
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