So this wino wakes up looks into his pocket finds 5 dollars goes down to the liquor store says what can I get for 5 dollars? Guy says we got 1 dollar wine you can get 5 bottles? Wrap it up I'll take it he goes into an alley drinks all the wine pases out and some fag comes along pulls down his pants and fucks him in the ass. Then puts a 5 dollar bill in his pocket. He wakes up looks in his pocket finds 5 dollars goes to the liquor store says give me 5 bottles of your 1 dollar wine gets his stuff to the alley gets drunk passes out well this time the fag brings a friend they both fuck his ass and both leave him a 5 dollar bill in his pocket. He wakes up heads to the liquor store pulls out the two 5 dollar bills and before he says anything the clerks says let me guess you want 10 bottles of our 1 dollar wine? Hell no he says give me 1 bottle of your 10 dollar wine. That 1 dollar shit is tearing my ass apart.
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