Saint Peter is glad to see a group of Nuns making their way to his podium. He greets the first Nun and says: "Sister we welcome you to your reward in eternity. We only ask that if you have ever had a lapse in your purity and touched a man's penis, even in accident, that you apply this holy water to the area and then pass through the gates."
The first Sister admits she had touched a gentleman she had been treating as a patient, but only with her pinky on accident while cleaning his bandages. So she dips her pinky into the pool of holy water and passes through.
The next Sister admits with a deep blush to having grasped one man with her whole hand, but only to properly put in a catheter. She shamefully looked at St Peter, but he smiled back and told her to just dip her hand in the pool and go on in.
Meanwhile, St Peter had noticed a Nun who kept cutting a few places in line each time a fellow Sister was receiving her cleansing. She had finally skipped her way to the very front and let out a sigh of relief at skipping the last nun.
"Sister...you do understand that this isn't a race right? Are you afraid we're running out of room?" St Peter asked jokingly.
"No," the Sister said out of breath from running up the line, "I just know if I have to gargle that holy water, I want to do it BEFORE this crazy bitch behind me sticks her ass in there."
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