An old man see a little boy walking down the street with some chicken wire in his hand.

An old man see a little boy walking down the street with some chicken wire in his hand. The old man yells out to the little boy "Hey little boy, what are you fixin' to do with that there chicken wire?" The little boy looks at the old man, thinks for a second and says "Well old man, I reckon I'm gonna catch me some chickens." The old man then says "You stupid boy, you'll never catch any chickens with that chicken wire." The little boy rolls his eyes and goes on his way.
A few hours late the old man sees the little boy walking back with a half a dozen chickens caught up in the chicken wire and shakes his head. "I'll be damned" he says.
The next day the old man see a little boy walking down the street with some duct tape in his hand. The old man yells out to the little boy "Hey little boy, what are you fixin' to do with that there duct tape?" The little boy looks at the old man, thinks for a second and says "Well old man, I reckon I'm gonna catch me some ducks." The old man then says "You stupid boy, you'll never catch any ducks with that duct tape. Again the little boy rolls his eyes and goes on his way.
A few hours late the old man sees the little boy walking back with a half a dozen duck wrapped up in the duct tape and shakes his head.
The next day the old man sees the little boy with some flower in his hand. He yells out to the little boy "Hey little boy, what is that you've got in your hand?" The little boy looks at the flower and back at the old man and say "This flower here is a pussy willow sir."
The old man says "You stay right there boy, I'm gonna grab my hat.