An old man is sitting on his porch drinking a beer...

**NOTE: The second part of this joke works better verbally.**

An old man is sitting on his porch drinking some beer when the neighbor's kid walks by carrying a length of chicken wire. Curious, the old man asks, "Whatcha got there sonny?"

"Some chicken wire." says the boy.

"Well I can see that! I mean whatcha gonna do with it?!" the old man says exasperated.

"I'm gonna catch me some chickens!" the boy says.

The old man laughs at this, "You dummy! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"

The boy shrugs his shoulders and goes on about his way. A few hours later he comes back trailing the chicken wire with about a dozen chickens all stuck in it.

"How in the hell..." the old man wonders.



The next day the old man is back on his porch drinking some more beer when the boy comes walking down the street again. This time he is tossing up in the air and catching a roll of duct tape.

"Whatcha gonna do with that duct tape boy?" he asks.

"I'm gonna catch me some ducks." the boy says.

Once again the old man busts out laughing. "You can't catch no ducks with duct tape you dummy!"

The boy smiles and shakes his head as he continues on his walk. Several beers later the boy comes back with a bunch of ducks all stuck to the duct tape.

"Well, I'll be damned! says the old man astounded.



Following day. Old man is sitting on his porch drinking his beer. Along comes the boy carrying a box with a bunch of small little potted seedlings.

"Whatcha got there boy?" he asks.

"Just some plants." the boy says shrugging his shoulders.

"Well, I can see that ya little shit. What kinda plants are they?!"

"Pussy Willows"

The old man jumps out of his chair, "Hold on, I'm coming with ya!"