An old man is sitting on his porch one day when 3 younger guys walk by carrying some chicken wire. "Where you going with that wire?" he asks.
"We are going to catch some chickens" reply the men. "You ain't gonna catch no chickens with no damn chicken wire" says the old man. Later that day they come back carrying a bunch of chickens. The old man is very surprised.
The next day the 3 younger guys walk by carrying some duct tape. "Where you going with that tape?" he asks.
"We are going to catch some ducks" reply the men. "You ain't gonna catch no ducks with no damn tape" says the old man. Later that day they come back with a bunch of ducks. The old man just can't believe it.
The next day the 3 younger guys walk by carrying some pussy willow under their arms. The old man thinks and just says "Hold on a sec, let me get my hat"
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