A man is taking a pissed in the urinal of a bar washroom. All of a sudden a midget starts to take a pies in the very next urinal. The man looks over and sees that the midget has the biggest pens he's ever seen. In shock the man asks the midget "hey dude how come your Dick is so huge, do all midgets have giant dick? " the midget replies "I'm not a midget I'm a leprechaun. And now that u found me you get 3 wishes"
The man happy to hear he's won some wishes he says" ok I want a ferrari"
The leprechaun does a little dance and says" ok when u wake up in the morning u will have a Ferrari"
"Cool well I also want a mansion"
The leprechaun does his dance again and says" when u wake up you'll have a great new mansion"
"Well then for my final wish I wanna be a millionaire"
The leprechaun does his dance again and tells him" there's one more thing for all these dreams to come true I've got to let me fuck you in the ass with this giant pens or your wishes will be granted to the person you hate the most"
The man thinks for a minute and just shrugs saying ok the stall right there I guess "
So they both go into the stall the leprechaun starts pounding the man real hard in the stall he leans over and asks the man how old he is the man replies "23 why"
"Your 23 years old and you still believe in leprechauns?"
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