An old man is sitting on his porch....

As a young boy strolls by holding a spool of chicken wire.
''What're ye fixin to do with that chicken wire son?'', he asks.
''I'm gonna catch me some chickens sir!'', the boy proudly states.
Half amused, the old man laughs.''Ye don't use chicken wire to catch chickens boy!?!'' But the youngin' takes of anyway. A few hours later, sure enough, the boy has a bunch of chickens tangled up in the wire. The old man loses his shit. ''How in the hell did ye wrangle all dem chickens boy!?'' The boy just smiled back and said,'' I dunno''. The next day the old man on his stoop again sees his young neighbour, moseying by with a roll of duck tape. To which he yells,''Ye don't think yer gonna catch some ducks now do ye?'' The boy just smiles and keeps on heading down the road. Sure enough, a few hours later, the boy has five or six ducks strangled together in a mess of tape. ''Jesus Christ!!, how did ye get all dem ducks strewn up like dat son?!?'' And the boy replies again,''Idunno'' And the next day, right on time, the boy passed the old man on his porch again. This time with a bouquet of pussy willows. And the old man jumped right out of his chair,''Lemme get my coat!''