Golf Course Stinger

A lady is golfing with some friends. After sinking her first putt, she's on her way down the path to the second tee when she gets stung by a bee. She rushes the short distance back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor. She bumps into the resident golf pro, who says "What can I help you with?"The woman tells him she's been stung by a bee. The pro asks, "Oh really, where?"The lady replies, "Between the first and second hole."To that the golf pro states, "Well, first of all, your stance to way too wide!"

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