He orders a beer from the bartender and sighs. The bartender, hearing the exasperated sigh, asks "what's the matter, Alan?" Alan, after taking another sip of his beer says "I built the bridge over the river that leads in town, but you guys don't call me Alan the bridge builder." The bartender rolls his eyes, knowing where this conversation is going. Alan again exclaims, in a louder voice, "I've built many of your homes, but you don't call me Alan the house builder!" Alan takes a final sip of his beer, and shouts "But fuck one sheep..."
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