The man told the woman one day, "I'm embarrassed to say it but, I really miss sex."
The woman replied, "Well we are both too old to have sex or move too much. But, I suppose if you take your pants off I could at least hold it a bit."
The man happily obliged.
The next day the woman saw him with another old lady even older than she was . He was sitting on her bed with his pants down and she could see that the lady had her hands on him. Furious she yelled, "What does she have that I don't have?!?"
He yelled back "Parkinson's!"
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