On friday afternoon 16 year old son comes downstairs and asks his father if he could stay out till midnight, his father asks him why? he tells him "I think this is the night it will happen dad". His father smiles at him and says "ok than you can stay out till midnight but no later".
His father hears him come home at 11 and wonders what has happened so he stops his son before he goes into his own room and asks him, "how did it go?" "I lost my virginity tonight" he responds. Satisfied with that answer his father goes back to bed and quickly falls asleep.
He wakes up to a carefull knock on his bedroom door an hour later, his son stands there. "Dad i have a question". "Yes my son what is it?" "How long after sex is your butt suposed to hurt?"
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