My Dad's favorite joke

A man goes to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. The doctor has to put him under so he goes and gets the anesthetic, but when he comes back the man says "sorry but anesthetics are to much I won't take them." So the doctor goes and gets laughing gas and the man says the same thing "sorry but laughing gas is too much I won't take it." So the doctor leaves and comes back with two pills of Viagra. The man says "why the Viagra?" "You'll need something to hold on to when I pull that tooth."

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