Viagra

One day an extremly aged man walks into his local doctors office
and nervously sits down. "Doctor" he said, "I really need u to
prescribe me 3 viagra pills!" The doctor laughs at this and
says" You know damn well your too old to be taking those pills!"
"Your in bad health and they could have a nasty side efect on
u!" The man pleads telling the doctor that he dosent care and
that he knows dosent doubt his shriveled cock will grow to its
normal proper size! "Well tell me old man, what is it u need
three for?" The old man Frowns and blushes as he tells him,
"Well, i need 1 for monday, thats when my wifes coming home.
Then i need one for tuesday, for when i meet my ex wife. Then i
need one for wednesday, thats when my friend steve comes over!"
The doctor in shock says, "well, ok, but u have to promise me
that youll come and see me in one week for another check up!"
The man agrees and the doctor gives him a prescription. That
saturday the old man comes walking into the office with a
swollen arm in a sling and cast! The doctor in shock asks him
what happened. The old man frowns and replies, "they never
showed up!"