and she decides it's time to get a boyfriend. She starts heading out to bars in the evenings, but every bar she walks into, the men turn, look at her, and look back to their drinks. This goes on for a few weeks and she starts to get discouraged. Next thing she knows, she gets a transfer to Vancouver, and thinks to herself that this is good because there are a lot of Asian men there and one will surely be interested. After she moves she starts going back to bars, and sure enough the men turn to look at her when she walks in, then look back at their drinks. After three weeks of this she walks into a Chinese doctor's office. She asks him if there is anythign wrong with her that no one has asked her out. The old man hands her a white gown and tells her to strip down and put it on. She does this and when the doctor comes back in he begins to examine her. After a good deal of hemming and hawing he asks her to take of the robe, turn around, and touch her toes. She does this and the Doctors nods and walks out of the room. She gets dressed and follows him out, asking , "Doctor, what's wrong??" to which he replies, "You gotta bad case of 'zactly!!" She exclaims,"'Zactly, what's that??" He smiles, "Your face 'Zactly like your ass!"
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