..walking through the forest, admiring the beauty of nature when suddenly, a feral bear came out of nowhere. He ran away and the bear chased him into a corner. Just before the bear could attack him, the atheist yelled "OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME!!!". Time stopped, the heavens opened and a voice came from heaven. God said "I thought you didn't believe in me?". The atheist replied "I still don't...until you do something for me." God entertained the atheist's request and asked if the atheist wanted to become a believer and be saved. The atheist thought hard about it and asked God to turn the bear into a Christian, since the Christians he knew were not violent people. Then God replied with a "IT IS DONE.", the heavens closed and time resumed. The bear paused in his attack and the atheist let out a sigh of relief. Then the bear knelt down, clasped its paws together and began to say grace.
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