She asks the price, the salesman says "3 million dolars, but if you let me f. you a little, you can take it for free, we can even do it over the rug, but i have one condition, if you fart no deal". Oh she farted loudly, disapointed back home she tells her mom about the rug, the mom goes to the store and asks about the rug, the salesman makes the same proposition and warns, "if you fart, no deal". But she farted too, back at home disapointed she tells about the hug to her granny, granny says "pussyes" she goes to the store and 3 hours later she is back with the rug, mother and grand daugther asks "how did you not farted, he was large as f." she says "oh i farted, i peed, i pooped, im bringing it back to wash".
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