An American, a Russian, and a Gypsy decide to test their skill. They decide the challenge will be who can last the longest in a skunks nest.
Naturally the American goes first...
1 minute...
2 minutes...
5 minutes...
Then at 10 minutes the American finally runs out.
"*cough* oh god it smells awful in there *cough*".
Next up was the Russian...
1 minute...
2 minutes...
5 minutes...
10 minutes...
20 minutes...
Then at 30 minutes the Russian finally runs out...
"Blarghhhh! Smell Horrible!!! At least beat American pig!"
Finally the last to go was the Gypsy...
1 minute...
2 minutes...
5 minutes...
10 minutes...
20 minutes...
30 minutes...
Finally at 1 hour a skunk emerges from the nest.
"I can't take it anymore!!! The smell is revolting!!!"
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