They were captured by a cannibal tribe, as a part of a ritual the tribe leader says : "to survive you have 4 hours to bring 10 fruited of the same type"
The Australian, the American and the Chinese comes back in less than 3 hours, each with a different kind of fruit.
The tribe leader says "now, if any of you manages to put the 10 pieces is his ass without flinching you all go free." they start with the Chinese who brought 10 bananas. he manage the first without flinching, then when he starts putting the second he flinch.
The Australian goes next with his 10 apples, he manages the first 2 then he flinches at the third one.
The American goes next very happy with his grapes, he starts putting them easily almost reaching the 9th one before he cracks up laughing. They both starts shouting at him "you got us all killed you idiot" the Chinese said.
"sorry, i couldn't help myself, i just saw the the Mexican coming with his watermelons."
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