A woman goes to the doctor to ask about options to get bigger breasts. After talking to the doc she decides that surgery is too risky. As she is leaving the doc says..."well there is ONE THING you can do-but you have to do it EVERY DAY." He tells her to rub her chest and say "scoobie doobie doobie..I want bigger boobies"
She shrugs this off and leaves the office.
After thinking a while she decides "why not? It's free and easy" and so she begins. Every morning before work: "scoobie doobie doobie- I want bigger boobies"
After a few weeks it begins to work! She is thrilled!
She wakes late one morning, forgetting her mantra, and rushes to the bus. She doesn't want to miss a day....so she goes to the back of the bus and whispers while rubbing her chest "scoobie dooboe doobie- I want bigger boobies"
A man leans over to her and asks...."Hey! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith??"
She is so embarrassed! She answers "why do you ask?"
He says "Hickory Dickory Dock..."
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