In one compartment, he finds a seat near a French elderly woman looking very important. Unfortunately, that seat is occupied by that woman's chihuahua. So he politely asks her if he can sit there.
She very angrily responds: “You Americans are so rude! My Ruby is sitting there!”
He gives up and searches for another seat. Unfortunately, the whole train is full. So he returns back and asks again. The woman responds even more angrily: “You Americans are not just rude but also arrogant! I have already told you that my Ruby is sitting there!”
The American can't stand it anymore, picks the chihuahua up and throws her out of the window. The woman starts screaming that he has to get her back, that she will complain to the steward and that he will be court-martialed and executed for that.
In that moment, an English gentleman sitting in the corner of the compartment that was watching it the whole time calmly states: “You Americans tend to do the complete opposite of what is the common sense. Not only you eat with the fork in the wrong hand and drive on the wrong side of the road but now, you have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window…”
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