Al Gore and an Angel

After Gore died he went to heaven and at the gates was an angel
to show him around. The angel took Al Gore into a room full of
clocks the clocks second hand represented how many times they
had lied in their life. Looking around, He saw mother Teresa's
whose hand only moved once an hour The second one was George
Washington whose moved 30 seconds and hour after seeing everyone
he knew he noticed Bill Clinton's was missing so he asked the
Angel where Bills was and the Angel said "oh, Jesus has it in
his room. Al looks surprised at the angel, and the Angel says "I
know what your thinking.. He's not really special Jesus is just
using as a ceiling fan."