Air Conditioning in Hell

The Pope, Billy Graham and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash
over the Atlantic Ocean. Tragically, they all died and went to the Pearly
Gates together.


"Oh, this is terrible," exclaimed St. Peter, "I know you guys think we
summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen.
We were going to help all of you land once you got to where you were
going." St. Peter was fretting, "Your quarters just aren't ready. We can't
take you in just yet and we can't send you back."


Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "Lucifer, this is Pete. Hey,
I've got these three guys up here. They're ours, but we weren't expecting
them. We gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them
up for a while. It'll only be for a couple of days. I'll owe you one."


Reluctantly, the Devil agreed.


Two days later, Lucifer called St. Pete. "Pete, this is Lucifer. Hey, you
gotta come get these three clowns." "What's wrong?" Asked St. Peter.
"Well, this Pope guy is forgiving everybody. The Graham fellow is saving
everybody. And Oral Roberts has raised enough money to buy air
conditioning."