A boy was sitting on the street corner in front of a catholic
church one day holding a bottle of turpentine. Then the pope
came out and asked him what he had in his hands.
The boy replied, "This is turpentine, the most powerful potion
in the world!"
Then the pope said, "I hate to dissagree with you boy but holy
water is the most powerful potion in the world. If you put it on
the belly of a pregnent woman then she will pass her baby right
away!"
The boy said, "Well, if you put this on a cat's ass then it will
pass a motorcycle!"
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