And the doctor tells him, "for the most part, you're in perfect health, but your prostate is inflamed and could develop into something real painful very soon."
"Okay well is there anything I can do to help that?" asks the pope.
"Yes," says the doctor eyeing him. "But it's going to be difficult for you."
Concerned, the pope says, "I'll do anything to stay healthy."
The doctor stares at him for a moment, then says, "you have to have sex. It's the best way to calm down a prostate."
"I can't do that."
"I know. But this could become a matter of life and death in a few months."
Disturbed, the pope goes home for the night. After tossing and turning in thought, the pope returns to the doctor the next day. "Alright, I'll do it on three conditions."
Shocked, the doctor asks, "okay what are they?"
"One, the girl must be blind so she does not see my face."
"Okay, that shouldn't be too hard."
"Two, she must be deaf so that she does not recognize my voice."
"Okay." Says the doctor. "And what's the third condition?"
"She's gotta have big tits."
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