Ahmad, a Muslim American man, was at the United States border, returning to the USA after a holiday in Canada.
He rolled down the window to his car and pulled up to the Border Guard who was waving him forward.
"What is the purpose of your visit?" asked the border guard.
'I'm an American. I'm returning home," replied Ahmad.
"Are you aware of President Trump's executive orders regarding Muslims?" asked the border guard.
"Yes. But I'm not from one of the seven nations in the order. Also I am an American citizen," replied Ahmad.
"What are your thoughts on the order?" asked the border guard.
"The United States has the right to protect itself."
"And what are your thoughts on President Trump?" asked the board guard.
"Well... certainly I feel the same way about him that you do," replied Ahmad.
"If that were true, I'd have to arrest you," replied the border guard.
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