David and Joey adopt a baby

David and Joey were your typical young, loving couple. They bickered between whether or not they should buy one or two percent milk, spent their Friday nights eating popcorn and watching Game of Thrones, took strolls through Pike Place Market to shop for fresh fruit and vegetables, struggled to decide whether or not Waikiki Wave Blue or Periwinkle Hideaway Purple would match their living room furniture the best, and more than anything they desperately wanted a child. Unfortunately for David and Joey, conceiving a child together wasn't as vexing as choosing the right color to match the living room furniture, this decision would require their full requited love and attention. After much deliberation, David and Joey decided to adopt a baby. After completing weeks of meetings with an agency's social worker, they successfully passed their Homestudy and were allowed the opportunity to adopt a child. After days of flipping through profile after profile of different children, David and Joey were at their wit's end as to who would fit best in their nonconventional family. That is until they fell upon Mercedes A Keema Robinson, an abandoned ten-month-old from Detroit. Their eyes glazed over with delight, knowing that she would be young enough to accept them as father and father in a loving, safe, and inclusive home. After picking up Mercedes from the adoption center on a hot August day, David and Joey decided to buy pizza and smoke a celebratory joint in honor of their transition from husbands to fathers. David dropped off Joey at their neighbor's/dealer's house to buy the weed, and he and Mercedes would go and grab the pizza. After David and Joey fell asleep watching Game of Thrones, David heard a loud knocking at the door. He slowly meandered his way to the front door, greeted by two police officers.

"Are you David Wachowski, owner of the 2009 Blue Toyota Prius parked in front?"

"Yes. What's the matter officer?"

"And that child that was in the car is yours?"

David looked outside to see an ambulance carting away his newly adopted, now deceased child.

"What happened? How could this be? I grabbed her right after bringing the pizza...."

David fell to the ground, realizing he forgot to go back out and grab Mercedes.

"David Wachowski, you have the right to remain silent...."

(two hours later)

"What's the consensus Detective Murphy?"

"Well, Sergeant O'Hara, looks like the couple were inside smoking weed and fell asleep while their child was left in the car with the windows rolled up."

"Sounds like the couple weren't the only ones getting baked."