A little kid walks into a brothel...

..dragging a dead frog behind him. He walks up to the head mistress and asks to have sex with the most STD ridden girl the mistress has to offer. The mistress seems taken aback, "We only employ the cleanest of fine women here young man!"

"Nuh, uhhhhh... My friends tell me your niece has got all the STDs and you let anyone have sex her."

Obviously found out the head mistress lets the young boy go upstairs and have his way with the disease ridden whore. When he returns the head mistress asks, "Why out of any of the young women here did you want to have sex with the one with all of the diseases?"

"Weeeelllll," he began to explain, "you see tonight when I go home my parents will hire a teenage girl to watch me while they go out. Unfortunately, this babysitter is a rapist and will inevitably rape me. When my parents return home my dad will drive the babysitter home and have sex with her in his car. When my dad comes home after cheating on my mom he will then proceed to have sex with my mom that night. Then the next morning my mom will discover that my dad cheated on her and decide to elope with the mailman, and the mailman is the mother fucker that killed my frog!"

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