On their way home from church, three little old women were in a horrible car crash. When they made it up to heaven St. Peter was waiting for them at the pearly gates. Before letting them in St. Peter told them that they hadn't lived the best life, as they had just recently started going to church to try and make up for it and told them that they had to answer a single question to get into heaven. St. Peter asked the first woman what was the name of the angel of death and she answered correctly. Suddenly the pearly gates opened and she was let in. The next lady was asked a who was cast out of heaven for their actions. Again the pearly gates opened and she also was let in.The last lady came up and St. Peter asked her what was the first thing that Eve said to Adam. The lady, with a confused look on her face, looked down and said "that's a hard one". Suddenly the gates opened up and she was let in ....
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