Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still had not gotten over her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Sadie said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mama! I have the perfect person for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit! They took to one another incredibly well, and after dating for six months he asked her to marry him and she happily agreed. A few weeks later, they were married and honeymooned in the Catskills.
The first night there, she began to undress, as did he. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He was in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asked, "Why the black panties? Is this a mystery thing?"
She replied, "The rest of my body is yours, but down there I am still in mourning." He understood and accepted her choice, though somewhat disappointed.
The following night the same scenario: She presented herself to him, clad in only her black panties and he was in his birthday suit, except that he donned a black condom.
She looked at him and asked," What's with this...a black condom?"
With a sly grin, he replied, "Well, I just I wanted to offer my condolences!"
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