A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very first time you saw me?"
He replied, "I wanted to suck those tits dry and fuck your brains out, dear."
She asked, "And what do you think when you look at me now, darling?"
"I think I did a damn good job!"
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