...when one guy comes in and says, "Hey man, did you see that good looking blonde they just brought in?"
"No, why?"
"She's got a shrimp sticking out of her pussy!"
"No way. You're fuckin' around."
"No, really, come see for yourself!"
They walk down to storage and open her drawer, pulling back the sheet to her knees.
"See!"
The other guy spreads her legs a little to take a closer look.
"Man, you're an idiot. That's her clit!"
"Oh," he says. "It sure tastes like shrimp."
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