Juglesh and Bingdar find themselves in paradise. But it's very warm so Juglesh aksed the first person he sees, a huge man/animal shaped guy with a long tail and says, "excuse me sir, we are great jihadis and just arrived in paradise. It awfully warm here, Can you turn de air conditioning on?" Then Bingdar chimed in, "and sir, since we great jihadis, where de virgins we promised?" The man/animal looked down from his 7 foot height, frowning with his tail twitching, "You the virgins bitches! I'm a gonna fuck youse in da ass! And dis be hell!"
With that Juglesh and Bingdar took off running in terror with Mandingo man/animal in hot pursuit, his giant penis erect.
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