The Best Things Ever Said II

~ Man: An animal [whose]...chief occupation is extermination of other
animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such
insistent rapidityas to infest the whole inhabitable earth and Canada.


~ Woman: An animal...having a rudimentary susceptibility to
domestication... The species is the most widely distributed of all beasts
of prey... The woman is omnivorous and can be taught not to talk.


~ Cabbage: A...vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.


~ The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image
of fulfillment.


~ Boy meets girl: girl get's bot into pickle: boy gets pickle into girl.


~ Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change
color and fall from the trees.


~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.


~ I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're
upstairs in my socks.


~ The doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his
client to plant vines.


~ Talk is cheap because supple exceeds demand.


~ Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.