If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
principles.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
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