So Jack and Jill finally made it up the hill and they climb a willow tree at the top. After an hour or so Jack has to poop so he tells Jill he has to poop and will be gone awhile. 35 minutes pass and Jill is like wow it's taking him a long time I better go check on him. She walks up and sees Jack passed out in his own crap. Jill thinks dang I can play a great joke on him and she sees a deer carcass. Jill then spread deer guts all around Jack. She was laughing thinking about how he would have to walk through all those guts. She then climbed back up the tree. A couple hours later Jack climbs back up the tree but he looks sort of purple. Jill asks are you ok you don't look so good. Jack replies well I was pooping really hard and I passed out and when I woke up it turns out I pooped my guts out so by the grace of God and this willow stick I put them all back in.
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