Superman is randy as hell he needs to get laid in the worst way. Lois has been holding out and he needs a woman.
Superman figures, fuck it, I'm super-sonic. I'll drop a nut on someone light speed and they'll never know.
So he's flying around and passes by Wonder Woman's apartment. Intriguingly enough, she is naked, alone, and writhing in her personal ecstasy. It's summer, her window is open...
Superman can't resist. At the speed of light, before she'll know anything, he's "in and out".
Back in the Fortress of Solitude, a somewhat calmer Superman murmurs to himself "A Superman has to do what he needs to."
Meanwhile, Wonder Woman rolls of her her couch and exclaims "holy shit, that that was the best ever"
The Invisible Man responded "Yeah, but my ass is killing me"
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