A zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necromaniac, a pyromaniac, and a masochist are sitting around...

And for some reason they are talking about cats.

The zoophile says, "let's get a cat and have sex with it".

The sadist agrees, "yes! Let's screw it and the torture it!"

Then the murderer chimes in, "we can fuck it, torture it, and then kill it!"

Next the necrophiliac says, "ok! We can screw it, torture it, murder it, and then fuck it again!"

The pyromaniac jumps in, "we'll fuck it, torture it, kill it, fuck it again and then set it on fire!"

All of them now excited turn to the masochist. He looks at the group and says... "meow"