It's late in the evening and the road is empty. The sun is setting and light rain starts to fall. Finally, she spots a car. The driver stops, rolls down the window, looks at her and says:
"Hey, If I gave you a ride, would you blow me?"
She's shocked. "What?! NO!"
"Too bad." He says and drives away.
An hour goes by. It's getting dark and the rain is now quite heavy. Her clothes are soaking wet and cold. Finally, she spots another car and waves to stop them. The driver rolls down the window, looks at her and goes:
"Hello there... say, if I gave you a ride, would you blow me?"
She's frustrated. "Jesus not this again. NO! I wouldn't."
"Eh, tough luck babe." And drives away.
Another hour goes by. It's now totally dark and the rain turned into a blizzard. She is freezing and barely able to walk. Suddenly, a pair of lights pierces the snowstorm. it's a car! She is jumping and waving her arms to make them stop. The driver stops, rolls down the window and says:
"Hey there. If I gave you a ride, would you blow me?"
She's desperate and gives up. "Yes! Yes I would blow you."
He looks her up and down...."Yeah sorry I don't give rides to whores." and drives away.
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