An old retired Drill Sergeant was drinking alone at a bar. A beautiful young blonde walked up to him, thinking that he'd buy her free drinks.
She asked about his hobbies over the first round that he bought her. Then about his war stories over the second, followed by his childhood over the third. Noticing that he's a bit hesitant to buy her a fourth round, she decides to talk about more interesting topics - "When was the last time you got laid?"
"The last time I got laid, it was nineteen fifty eight!"
*Wow!*, she thought. "Why don't we get a few more drinks and we'll find something more fun to do." So, they finish a few more rounds (all at his expense) before she leads him into the back of her car, drunkenly thinking that he's the most handsome and bravest old man she's ever seen. She then has the hottest, most passionate and satisfying sex she's ever had!
After they finish she says, "I'm surprised you're that good! Especially since it's been so long since you've gotten laid."
"Long time?" he says. "It's only twenty two thirty!"
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