The Top 15 Worst Blues Singer Names

15. Willie "White Shoes After Labor Day" Lumpkin


14. Charlie "Sittin' in First Class & Cheerful as Hell" Pickett


13. Al "Lightnin'" Gore


12. The Suspiciously Clean-Shaven, Well-Coiffed Artist in the Dark Glasses Who Won't Admit That He Was Formerly Known As John Tesh And is Now Playing Barrelhouse Boogie-Woogie To Earn A Buck


11. John Lee Crackwhore


10. Timmy "Up With People" Perkyman


9. "Portly Dan" Aykroyd & Bruce "Shinehead" Willis


8. Matt "Sleeping with Cameron Diaz" Dillon


7. Winston P. "Sunshine Man" Walthrop III, King of the Cape Cod Blues


6. Tiny Red Johnson 5. Screamin' Josh Rabinowitz


4. Mack "Crusty Underthings" Morton


3. Stanley "Stank Ass" Wilson


2. Bawlin' Wimp


1. Luther "Kill Me, Just Kill Me" Johnson


[ This list copyright 1998 by Chris White ]


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