One day a bus driver was driving down the street when a he picked up a nun. He started driving when the nun started bawling her eyes out. "What's wrong" the bus driver. "Oh its just that I'm a 95 year old woman who's about to die and I've never been laid." "Gee I wish there was something I could do" said the bus driver. "Well as a matter of fact" said the nun "You could fuck me, but could you screw me in my ass so I'll be remembered as a virgin." So the bus driver started fucking her. "I have a confession to make" said the driver, "I'm a thirty-five year old man with a wife and kids" "I have a confession to make too," said the nun, "I'm a thirty-five year old man going to a costume party."-Andrew K-B
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