...when suddenly they are kidnapped by a native tribe. The chief of the tribe says to them, "You must each go out and bring back different fruits to present to the tribe, and we shall let you go."
The three guys are escorted off in different directions. Soon, the first one comes back with oranges.
"Excellent" says the chief. "Now, they are to be shoved up your ass while you remain motionless. If you do this, you will be set free."
He gets the first orange about halfway in, before he flinches and is killed.
The second guy comes back a short time later with grapes. Grapes are pretty small, so he gets about eight of them up there before he bursts out laughing and is killed.
Later, the first two guys are in heaven. The first asks the second, "What happened down there? I thought you were going to make it!"
The second replies, "I saw the third guy coming back, and he had pineapples!"
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